My Night With Bill Clinton

I live near Carnegie Hall basically because if I open the window, sometimes I can hear the music…and if I can’t hear the music, it certainly beats living near a garbage dump.  On the other hand, maybe I do live near a garbage dump.  The other night I tried to come back to my apartment after an evening of rivalry (basically borscht and blintzes), and found the way to my apartment blocked, and dozens of policemen and police cars in the street.

Concerned that there may have been a natural disaster, I inquired of the policemen.  It turned out that there was a disaster, but the disaster’s name was Bill Clinton.  He was speaking at Carnegie Hall, and because of this, the street was closed off, police cars were all around too, etc.  I told them I am going to my apartment, and they could arrest me if they like, secure in the knowledge that, at least as far as I knew, there was no crime called “Violating the Clinton Statute.”  So I went happily to my apartment unarrested.  Now, the unworthy thought occurs to me that if a semi-crook like Clinton, who was disbarred (too big a liar to be a lawyer), impeached, alleged to have raped a woman, perjured himself, “sold” pardons, and even went off with some of the White House silver, gets to have a street closed off, then John Gotti had the right to have had the whole city closed down for him, and all he ended up with is being locked up in a room with no girls.

Several days have now passed since Clinton’s exit from Carnegie Hall, and now, thankfully, I can open the windows again.

What did Karl Rove do to deserve so much hate from the left?  How did this Intelligent, humble, easy going' guy from Texas become one of the most hated men in America?

 The only crime that Karl Rove committed, at least the definition of the word crime on the left, is that he helped Bush win, not only once, but twice.  Excuse me; he helped steal the election for Bush, not once, but twice.  He was the master of the Cabal in 2002 to steal back the Senate and was probably behind every other Bad thing Bush did, or accused of, from orchestrating 9/11 to outing agent 99, Valerie Plame.  To liberals, there is no actual crime this man could've committed, that equals getting Bush elected.  You ask a liberal what crime Rove committed, they answer, "Oh like you don't know… you know… whatever it was… it was bad… he stole the election… NO WAR FOR OIL!"

 You get the idea.

 Click here to see the video…

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDUV2ZyDBTI

Weathermen are nothing but vicious bastards who confuse and bother Jewish people.  I'm joking of course, but this whole business of predicting the weather is, on a whole, is moronic.

 Take a look here…

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQL2wjQJYoQ