Delusional Absolution

Delusional Absolution

By Lisa Richards
February 19, 2010

First, I would like to start this column by apologizing to all the boys in elementary school whom I bit, kicked in the shins, as well as my fifth grade art teacher, who said I was to driving her to a nervous breakdown, and every substitute teacher forced to teach a class with Lisa Richards in it.

I further wish to apologize to my mother for my lack of house-cleaning skills—or rather disdain of such. Sorry Mother, but I prefer shopping, horses, tennis, and golf. And why should I make a bed that will be unmade in ten hours, or clean boots that will be mucked again in 24 hours?

I am also sorry for stealing Mother’s Cadillac when I was 16: it was a Cadillac, totally fabulous, I was 16, and again, it was a Cadillac. And I apologize for doing the same, that year, with Dad’s new sports car. I am deeply sorry.

I am deeply sorry and utterly disgusted that golf, a game for which my family has been pro’s in since the 1920’s, has been invaded by a sex-addicted whoring womanizer who can’t keep his clubs to himself. I’m speaking of course about Tiger Woods, PGA’s repentant hero who deserves to have me, and every other American woman, wipe our mucky riding boots on his face.

Woods gave a 14 minute press conference, apologizing so much (more to the public than his wife and children, whom he’s destroyed), it became obvious the entire event was nothing more than a well-coordinated media stunt to help smooth his way back into the PGA and advertisement endorsements. Even Fox News’s Geraldo Rivera, who told Megan Kelly his past, is no better than Tiger’s, thought the apologies were over the top and calculated for ulterior motives.

The contrite well-scripted and poorly acted emotions displayed on Tiger’s face actually made Ted Kennedy’s pseudo-remorseful press conference after the drowning of Mary-Jo Kopekne seem honest.

This latest apologetic free-for-all, which always interrupts every TV station, is evidence that today’s American morals are so corrupt, all one need do after tramping and scamping is say you’re sorry—with Visine tears, a whimpered lip, and eyes on the camera at all times—and all is forgotten as frat boy antics conservatives need to get over and not be so uptight toward. After all, it’s just sex and apology will clear up everything.

Except the spread of disease, caused by corrupt morals, infecting and destroying American culture.

Tiger Woods, Hollywood stars, rock stars, and Politian’s have made extra-marital sex so normal; today’s youth believe there is nothing wrong with out-of-wedlock sex, or any sexual act for that matter so long as it makes one feel good.

When President Clinton had sex with Monica Lewinsky, young Americans, as well as adults, declared: if the president could do that, why can’t they? After all, if the president breaks his marriage vows, such actions cannot be all that bad.

New Jersey’s Jim McGreevy publically claimed he had sex with men at truck stops, Elliot Spitzer was caught with a high-priced call girl, South Carolina’s Mark Sanford ran off to South America to be with his “tan-lined” “soul-mate” before tearfully apologizing to America for his affair. The list goes on, making it hard to distinguish right and wrong in America.

The question is who will be next to come “clean,” declaring they cheated on their devoted wife with hookers? The problem is it sexual addiction, experimentation, and cheating are so common, children are growing up in a world where sex is not meant for marital intimacy and children; sex has become something one does so they can declare to the world they had sex. Hopefully before 14 or the in junior high school crowd will not allow you entrance in the group.

The idea of immoral corruption through sexual freedom was pushed on American society by early twentieth century European psychologists: Freud, Reich, and Sartre. The 1950’s beatniks, enthralled with Reich’s theories that “to have a communist revolution, you must first have a sexual revolution,” took hold, fostering the minds of 1950’s youth.

Next, the anti-marriage/anti-man/anti-children radical feminists Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinman, two women who told women to act like men and have sex with anyone as often as they desired in order to free themselves from the moral confines of American culture, brainwashed an entire generation of women, turning them into anti-man, bra-burning gym teachers who also taught sex education to young girls. Those young girls are the women who wound up married to the McGreevy/Woods/Sanford’s of the world. Now they face divorce and dysfunctional children.

50 years after the 1960’s sexual revolution began, immorality is now taught by the actions of politicians and athletes, the very people young Americans are supposed to look up to as role models to emulate. If one wants to emulate Tiger Woods, one need only be a regular at a local brothel, bar, strip club, or street corner. If you choose to be like most politicians, you must purchase high-priced call girls, own a whore house with your gay boyfriend, or hide interns under your desk. And have your apologetic press conference speech ready at all times.

No marriage is perfect, many suffer the crisis of an extra-marital affair and get help and marriage restoration, but Tiger Woods did not have an extra-marital affair, he led a life-style of sex addiction with countless women and destroyed his family.

His apology is useless. America has been affected by too many Tiger Woods and our children are reacting to the actions of Woods, and other stars, by following their lead. The result is America has a high rate of teen pregnancy and illiterate children raising children.

Tiger Woods actions, as well as others listed above, are the reason for today’s corrupt morals. It is his children he will truly be sorry to in the future.

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