The best caption submitted by Monday wins a free "Attaboy!" (or girl) and some out of date Arby's coupons. Leave your suggestions in the comments below.
UPDATE:
We had a lot of great suggestions, but after much discussion and coin-flipping...
Winner: Cover photo for Nancy's new book "How to Always Look Like You've Just Been Goosed... in One Easy Step".
Honorable mentions: "Suddenly, Speaker Pelosi was glad she remembered to wear her Depends."
